sometimes receive hundreds e-mail in addition to countless unnecessary chain letters Antonio ... but this has lifted me off the day and I was just smiling.
The beauty of being human
is why it is nice to be a male ...
conversations on the phone only last 30 seconds.
know a lot about airplanes, cars and motorbikes.
holidays of 7 days require a single suitcase.
Old friends do not care if you get lost or chili.
All your orgasms are real.
do not have to take a bag full of crap everywhere.
You can take a shower and get ready in 10 minutes.
Your underwear costs 12 € ... in packs of three.
None of your co-workers can make you cry.
feet do not have to shave your neck.
If you are 34 years and you're single, nobody gives a damn.
You can take your T-shirt in hot weather.
mechanics tell you no balls.
you do not care if you make comments about your new haircut.
know 10 ways to open a beer.
You can sit with open legs without thinking about what might cause.
You can keep the white hair and wrinkles.
When you talk about no one looks at the breast.
If someone comes to a party with the same sweater, you can get a new friend.
Do not hurt your feet with new shoes.
With 400 million sperm a pop, you can double the population of the planet 12 times. At least in theory ...
Good Girona!
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